OF COURSE THEY CONTROL THE WEATHER!

...with GIANT LAMPSHADES!
via the Telegraph:

Scientists employed by Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, president of the UAE and leader of Abu Dhabi, successfully created more than 50 rainstorms in the state's Al Ain region last year, mostly in July and August when there is virtually no rain at all.
They have been using giant ionisers, shaped like giant lampshades, to generate fields of negatively charged particles, which create cloud formation.
Helmut Fluhrer, the founder of Metro Systems International, the Swiss company in charge of the project, said: "We are currently operating our innovative rainfall enhancement technology, Weathertec, in the region of Al Ain in Abu Dhabid. We started in June 2010 and have achieved a number of rainfalls."

the following is an unrelated video that shows water, which allegedly just fell from the sky, in the streets in Abu Dhabi. wherever that might be.



in addition to the economy fail and the abolishion of individual rights, now we are at the mercy of evil Arab leaders, their Swiss "innovative rainfall enhancement technology" and their ionized lampshades!

basiclly, we're all fucked.

happy new year.