Tuesday, March 15, 2011

WE ALL GON' DIE!

so now that reactor # 2 is melting down, it is only a matter of time before those Godzilla eggs begin to stir.

since i already made a will, i would like to prove wrong those who claim that there has never been a deadly nuclear accident in the USA (#1!).

while there are surely some who will dispute this - the three men actually died of physical trauma, not radiation poisoning - this is to ignore the fact that THEY WERE BURIED IN LEAD COFFINS ENCASED IN CONCRETE except for the body parts that were SO RADIOACTIVE they had to be SEVERED FROM THE CORPSES AND BURIED IN THE DESERT AT A NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP. (unsure whether this last detail was mentioned in the film - what you actually expect me to WATCH this shit?!)


this film is from the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission. yes, it is real. so now that the truth is out there, i will make peace with myself and the (glowing) world and prepare for the end.
(i have it on no less an authority than 50 Cent).

IODINE!


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